What do you do about the pregnant lady in a fur coat?
Do you give up your seat, or do you just let her stand?
She’s a killer.
She’s a mother of life.

What do you do about the girl scout who cusses out all the time?
Do you call her out, or do you just buy her cookies?
She’s a criminal.
She’s just a kid.

What do you do about the homeless man who wants a cigarette?
Do you give him one, or do you just go your own way?
It was my last one.
But he aint got twelve bucks.

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